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Danielle Crittenden: Bartender, a Dirty Martini With a Tampon!

Reportedly, vodka-in-a-tampon is the newest rage among under-age drinkers.  The writer, a mother of three, does her own experiment.

One way to get your blood pumping when you wake up...

If I can stop laughing I've got to tell you all a story. I found a perfect way to get woken up. It all started this morning when I woke way too early, it was approximately 3:30 am, I knew the moon was almost full so I wanted to get some pictures of it.

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Here's What's In Michele Bachmann's Slavery, Porn And Human Trafficking Pledge

2012 White House hopeful Michele Bachmann — who is now virtually tied with frontrunner Mitt Romney in Iowa — is the first Republican candidate to sign a new marriage-themed pledge from social conservatives in the Hawkeye State. The pledge is the work of the FAMiLY LEADER, a C …

Driven up a wall or into one by that maddening voice

LOS ANGELES - Irvin Gordon has put 2.9 million miles on his 1966 red Volvo, earning himself a place in the Guinness Book of World Records.

Celery key to a long-lasting romantic gesture - Scientists have come to the aid of Valentine's Day gift buyers by injecting roses with a gene from celery which could make them last up to a month after being picked.

In an effort to make roses live longer and to give Valentine's Day gift buyers more value from their flowers, horticultural scientists Dr John Dole and Dr John Williamson lead an effort to insert a gene called...

The Scavenger Hunt: Issue Ten, Tables

Billy the Kid is saying, “Yeah, so the governor of Karnagapully is on the street, when suddenly, he sees a monkey, right? A big monkey. A monkey king! And there’s not supposed to be any monkeys here, this is Kerala after all.

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The Mysterious Case of the Bitter Taste

Shortly after Seasonal Pantry was published in yesterday's paper, the responses began to arrive in my Mail inbox.

The Scavenger Hunt Issue Four: What's With the Bugs

“You know what’s worse than being whipped between bodies and realities like an overbeaten dog?” I realized suddenly I was asking. I was asking a man with really thick black curly hair. Almost like a sheep. A black sheep.

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Loud music is damaging our vibrators: B.C. sex shop

Live music, youth and vibrators don't mix.

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